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27 bots, 13 models and 8 live demos in one terminal. Learn it, backtest it, and only then trade it — on a $5K paper account, with an AI teacher over every Greek and a kill switch under everything.

27 bots watching, so you don't have to.
every tick · every greek · every regime
The workflow

Learn it. Prove it — then trade it.

01Learn

Zero to your first spread, in plain English. Fourteen chapters, eight live demos, one AI teacher over every Greek.

learn the greeks
02Backtest

Stage any of 27 bots on a year of tape. Walk-forward, no lookahead, verdicts written in English — not in Sharpe alone.

run a bot
03Paper trade

Drag the chain, see the payoff, place it on $5,000 of paper. Training wheels block unbounded risk until you say otherwise.

open the chain
The product

Three rooms, one terminal.

02 · visual chain
visual chain

Drag a strike. The payoff draws itself.

No leg tickets, no jargon wall. Click bids and asks straight off the chain; the risk curve, max loss and breakevens redraw as you go.

  • Black-Scholes mark, stated in the footer
  • ATM ring and delta on every row
  • Defined-risk vs unbounded, called out before you place
open visual chain
03 · pro terminal
pro terminal

A real desk, minus the danger.

Drawing tools, indicators, replay and alerts on live tape — every fill routed to the same paper account, never a broker.

  • Twelve drawing tools with shortcuts
  • EMA · VWAP · Bollinger · RSI · MACD
  • Session replay to re-trade any day
open pro terminal
04 · quant workbench
quant workbench

27 bots. Verdicts in English.

From SMA crossovers to a transformer on a year of bars. Every run states its tape, its folds and its confidence — teaching instruments, not track records.

  • 13 trained models run in your browser
  • Walk-forward, no lookahead
  • Bring your own bot and backtest it
open quant workbench
Safety is the product

Boring, by design.

LAZYBULL is an educational platform. Not a broker, not advice — a place to get fluent before a single real dollar moves.

kill switch armed · paper-only
$0 real money

We do not accept funds. There is nothing to deposit and nothing to lose.

Training wheels on

Unbounded-risk strategies are blocked by default. You turn that off, not us.

A kill switch under everything

A daily loss cap watches every screen — the desk stops before a bad day compounds.

Honest data, labelled

When the feed is simulated, the lamp says SIM. Synthetic chains say so on the tin.

Pricing

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Free
$0/forever
The whole primer. Real practice. Forever.
  • Full 14-chapter interactive primer
  • Unlimited paper trades · $5k account
  • AI teacher · 5 explains per day
  • 3 bots in the quant workbench
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Pro
$29/mo
billed annually · $39 monthly
The full workbench, nothing held back.
  • All 27 bots + consensus engine
  • Unlimited AI-teacher explains
  • Bring-your-own-bot · hot-load & backtest
  • Pro charting suite · shareable workspaces
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